shut up slut nobody likes your spam :(
- relatives: any boyfriends?
- me: no
- typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
no
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(Source: beckettpride)
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau)
how I tell stories
- me: and then she was like
- me: and im like
- me: but then shes like
- me: then theyre like
- me: so i was like
- me: yeah like
- me: i know like
- me: ye
(Source: capsfromtv)
- my laptop:
- my bed:
- me: AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER
